"Oh, I'm grand.
I'm on a rollercoaster that
only goes up, my friend."
My name is Joline but you can call me
anytime Jo. I'm 19 years old and socially awkward. Don't make it a thing. Basically, run.
Good luck. Don't feed the squid. Keep right. Through it not over it. Oh, and don't listen to the mermaids. They're terrible gossips.